Dennis is facing a series of lawsuits from the Dennis Look-A - Like Contest and so needs to dictate some letters and so forth to his lawyer, Stanford Fellowship.
Sometimes an e mail will not do, especially since Mr. Fellowship has no computer. A friend sent this timely note, (check out the note paper with her picture on it) so Dennis wants a notepad with Dennis on it. Dennis will not write down a thing until he gets his note pad.
Dennis did try to write once without success.
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Dennis: is this the famous Stanford H. Fellowship who specializes in getting million dollar settlements on digital scams involving Dennis look-alikes who are actually photoshopped pics of Nigerian bankers?
If he is, you are so in luck. Yes, definitely get yourself some snazzy personalized letterhead to correspond with someone of his stature (besides, with the money he'll get for you, you can well afford embossed letterhead, believe me.)
But with such a distinctive paw as yours, have you given any thought at all about having an embossed pawprint on your letterhead?
Think on these things.
Best from over the Baltic where I've just spotted a promising shoal of herring.
Your friend,
Rollmops in the sky with herring
Oh Dennis!!! A lawsuit????????
I can see how you would want to write on a paper with your picture on it ;)
That is cool!! Your paw is also cool.I like the lone pink pad,heehee
You may need to enlist the help of your Mom to write your notes though :)
Good luck!!
Purrs Georgia
Um, Dennis? I think you might be trying to write with your incorrect paw. Try your FRONT RIGHT paw. I think you will find it much easier.
Dennis, I'd hold out for the notepad paper, too. As I'm fond of pointing out to my feline friends, it's only fitting for a species that was once worshipped in Egypt and other cultures.
I can't believe you don't have notepaper with your own image on it - with the creative and talented humans in you house, what in the world are they doing with all there time anyway! slackers!
Dennis: you must be an exceptionally good communicator to be able to dictate. I simply can't understand the difference in "out", "porch" and "this dead mouse is for your dinner" when Cat King Cole speaks to me. Sigh, I'll keep trying.
Dennis, I find the lack of opposable thumbs to be the number one deterent in being able to write with a pen or pencil.
Luv the single pink pad ! But I digress. Yep, you should definately not even consider writing anything unless it is on spechul paper wif your pichur on it. That will impress those no-gooders.
Aoise will never amount to anything cos he can't spell.
But you, Dennis, if you get the embossed pad with your picture on it, it will be so impressive that you won't even need to write, let alone spell.
I'm no good at writing, but maybe it is because I don't have paper with my picture on it.
I think you can get good pricing on your very own notepads on yorkphoto.com or cafepress.com
Good luck with that lawsuit!
I hope Mr. Fellowship knows what he's doing.
lol! great posts! keep 'em coming! :)
Dennis, your foot sends me
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