Dennis Does Whatever He wants

Dennis is not sneaky. If he wants to take all of the kleenex out of the box, he does.


Dennis is fast. Dennis can empty the box in minutes.

Dennis Says "Don't Ask"

Dennis is no longer answering questions about age, weight, run-ins and near run-ins with the law or bad habits, unless the questioner leaves their age, weight, a long list of their bad habits and run-ins or near run-ins with the law in the comment area before asking the question relating to Dennis' bad habits, age, weight, run-ins and near run-ins with the law. Dennis says please feel free to divulge all. Dennis says you will feel better afterwards. Dennis says details are welcomed. Dennis says "Please Ask."

Dennis says STOP!

Dennis is The King here! No other cats allowed (unless Dennis needs them to be here to illustrate a point.)

Dennis is Invaded

Dennis says that Bob is invading the blog of Dennis.

"I forgot my password and can't get back into my old blog." says Bob, "And I can't hear as well as I used to."



Eddy wants to blog here once in awhile instead of on his site.

"I too lazy to blog on my own." says Eddy.



Dennis also thinks that Jeffrey seems to be muscling in on The Dennis Blog too. Jeff has known Dennis since Dennis was born in 2000. Dennis assumes they are best friends.

Dennis is My Frenemy

Little Bob Dylan is losing sleep because he has figured out that Dennis is a friend who can turn in an instant into an enemy. "He is more than twice my size and weight." says Bob, "So I have to be careful." It isn't that Bob is clueless, it's just that he prefers peace and quiet to meddling and drama. Bob usually gives Dennis the benefit of the doubt, but would like more personal space.

Dennis admits to liking Bob. But Dennis is naturally bored and grumpy. A very bad combination.

Bob had never heard of the word Frenemy, which has been around since at least the early 1950's. But the word suits Dennis perfectly. Dennis is not a loyal friend, really.

Dennis Disturbs Eddy

Dennis noticed Eddy napping on the sofa & jumped up to relax nearby. Dennis couldn't resist smacking Eddy (accidentally on purpose) by swishing the famous Dennis tail. Eddy woke up, considered his options, and fell back asleep. Dennis says the best time to pick on someone is when they are tired.

Don't Cry For Dennis

Dennis has become friends with little Bobby D. again. (Before Eddy arrived to distract Dennis, Dennis was kicking Bobby's ass daily, and Bob was spending time avoiding and hiding.)


Bobby now stays relaxed, even when Dennis snuggles up to him.


Bobby lets Dennis groom him, as long as Dennis is sensible and doesn't go too far.

Things Have Changed

Eddy has achieved " Bond Villain " status in the life of Dennis. Dennis says waves of Blofeldian wickedness emanate from Eddy.


Dennis was tired of that cat tower thing anyway. Dennis says the floor is better for stretching out on.

Dennis is Balding

Dennis is upset about his balding belly and balding forearms, but as soon as the fur starts growing back nicely, Dennis can't resist overgrooming these areas again!

Dennis the Enigma