Dennis ordered the MOUSE wine, not the house wine! 
Dennis needs an indoor girlcat with her own blog to share naps, long yodeling conversations, bird watching and fine wine with. Apply here!
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About Me
- dennis
- Dennis Teitelbaum was born on March 31, 2000 in Kiryas Joel, NY. Dennis was born a Satmar Hasidic cat, but lost the faith when the Grand Rebbe Moshe died in 2006, and the succession feud began. Dennis adopted a son, Edward, on June 29, 2008. Dennis became disenchanted with Edward in 2009. Dennis adopted a son, Henry, on August 7, 2010. Dennis became disenchanted with Henry a few months later. Dennis began having health problems and increasingly bad attitudinal attacks. Dennis spent much his last years passed out in a cupboard. Dennis left this world in September 2011 to join the Grand Rebbe in another world.
21 comments:
I'm sorry I am not a cat.
I loved Love with the proper stranger too! There were some pretty good jokes in there. They had good comedic timing, the both of them. I did hate it when Nathalie Wood cries though, when she almost gets that abortion. It's so...damn hysterical...
gwen meowed me to tell you that as long as it's not mouse wine she might be interested in hooking up. however, she expects she will need to start blogging, should things progress and doesn't know if she can commit to that as it might take away from napping and watching small animal action.
Is Dennis horny?
Katie Kat is interested but she has trouble using the mouse - she wants to eat it !!!!
Dennis looks like he was enjoying the House wine too!
I hope you find the girlcat of your dreams Dennis. A handsome mancat such as you should have no trouble!
Dennis is apparently having trouble, though.
Thank you Dennis. Laila misses Lilly too.
Laila
Dennis, I know many girlcats who would love to hook up with you! As long as we can still be stunt buddies.
Dennis, I's had girl trubble too. I met Emmy (former blogger) and Sadie (current bloggin girlfuriend) at parties. See, dance wif yur furiends awhile an when sum kitties get tired an haf a seat, offer a nice girl a niptini, then sit an chat.
I has to agree, there's a BIG diffrince between House Wine an Mouse Wine. Pul-eez!
Well, it seems we are going to have to advertise for a girl for you! We will take care of that shortly!
Dennis, old buddy: about that second pic? you're supposed to uncork before you sniff.
just sayin'
your friend,
Rollmops de Plonk,
Grand Master of the Herring and
Oenophile to the stars
Dennis, I would love to get to know you better. We are both gorgeous tuxies but alas, I share my blog with my annoying ginger brother and I enjoy time out in the wilds.
Wishing you luck on your search.
Purrs, Shade
"Mouse wine."
Eeeeew.
pimple says no
Dude, you oughta try Zeller Schwarze Katz (black cat) wine.
I think you'll have a long line of girl cats lined up soon. You're a good looking Mancat Dennis.
U sure Dennis is hetero? I mean, one must be sure now.
HA! MOUSE WINE! A very common error anyone would make.
So..... how are the applications going Big Boy ?
I share my blog, but that should not be a problem, ;)
Purrs Georgia
hahaha mouse wine! very clever
cool blog! very unique :)
Dennis, I think you would have 'em lined up at the door!
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