Dennis hasn't been doing anything but napping lately. Dennis has the blahs. Dennis flirted with a cat named Crystal then found out Crystal was not a girl cat. Nothing happened, there was no hug or kiss even, so Crystal is not offended. But the incident didn't help moral at Chez Dennis. (more confusion and self doubt.) As for the kitten pic, Dennis was shaped like a long skinny tube with long legs. It's hard to find pictures that show this, since Dennis spent much of his kitten hood curled up in a basket, so people would say "awww...kitten in a basket..." everytime they passed by.
18 comments:
Dennis,you were a cute little kitten :) It is nice to have long legs.Mine are short,but I do have extra toes :o
Sorry to hear about the Crystal fiasco. You just need to relax, Dennis, and just allow friendship to grow. You never know where that can lead ;)
Purrs Georgia
We think you look very cute when you are a kitten, Dennis. We are very cute when we were kittens too. And we are very cute now as well.
purrs,
Spice Cats
Why does Dennis look angry all the time? (or is it sexy-angry?)
pimple says it's ok to fancy boys, but would like to point out that he is a hot blooded ginger tom that only fights boys, he doesn't want to kiss them, but says come out of the basket dennis
Wow, long legs, Dennis!
They look like elastic bands.
Crystal is a boy? Are you sure it was not Billy Crystal? That is very confusing.
Dennis, I think you need to have some fun. Try a fun stunt! I am learning clicker training. Soon I will have a trick to show you! Maybe you can learn to play the piano.
You were a very adorable kitten.
awww... kitten in a chair!
the internet is so, so tricky. I see Daisy is talking of a new trick to show you. What can I say? female wiles are...never mind.
You have class. You have natural élégance. You have inborn élan. I say: stay centered, let the confusion swirl like sea foam.
Sail on, Dennis
("chopped herring cures everything", adds Rollmops)
Hello Dennis. We saw you over at Daisy's comments and wanted to meet you.
Sorry about your unrequited love for her, but everyone knows Daisy's heart belong to Skeezix. My advice...to meet lots of girlcats, you have to get out in the Cat Blogosphere and let it be known you're looking for that "special lady".
Your fellow tuxie
Maxwell Smartkitty
Dennis you were a very cute kitten.
Don't feel bad about the Crystal thing - I hit on a boy dawg once. It was super embarrassing, but we just pretended it never happened. Because that's what dudes do.
Your pal,
Titus
Dennis! Oh ye, of long, gangly limbs and tiny kitten mouth, it's hard to believe you were ever that small.
When I first got Bob, he fit in the palm of my hand and weighed half a pound.
Dude, keep seeking love. Don't ever give up.
I did. And I promise you, Dennis, love doesn't ever come looking for you.
Like the nun in Sound of Music sang:
"Climb every mountain!
Fjord every stream!
Follow every rainbow
until you find your dream!"
Dennis was and still is a very cute cat!
Relax Dennis, Crystal was probably mostly a girl. If you catch my nip.
Poor Dennis that's not fair of a cat to change sex like that !
BTW we celebrate Rosie's "Gotcha day" today. It's already one year I picked her up from the kind people where she was born and brought her home !
Does this mean Crystal Gayle is really a man? Crystal is never going to catch on as a boy's name! Dennis, I would have made the same mistake!
Our Rascal looked like that as a kitten, too. So cute, but into everything :-0 Now she's just mean.
awww ... kitten in a basket
Dennis,
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were flirting with me. I thought you just wanted to be a friend to JFF. Now I understand why you were surprised to learn I am a male.
But I don't understand the mean comments here or why my name brings strange comments. Cats and dogs have names like Rocky. The definition of Crystal is NOT, it's a girl's name. It is, "Clear or transparent: a crystal lake; the crystal clarity of their reasoning." Or "A mineral, especially a transparent form of quartz, having a crystalline structure, often characterized by external planar faces."
There is nothing wrong with my name.
Crystal
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