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Dennis Teitelbaum

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Dennis Speaks Out

Dennis thinks the pink hat therapy was a big waste of everyone's time. Dennis refuses to let the pink hat have any influence over him!





Dennis has proof that it doesn't work. Clifford, the big red stupid dog, craps giant craps all over his town, and expects humans to clean it up when the crap is as big as they are! ugh! He also pollutes the water and "marks" peoples houses and car with his urine. This disgusting giant dog loves his pink hat and wears it with pride.


My friend Winona Ryder never recovered from the trauma of her pink hat session. She cried for days. She now carries scissors with her everywhere. Thanks a lot, pink hat!

30 comments:

Daisy said...

Dennis, you must learn to trust the Pink Hat before it can help you. You have some unresolved feelings of anger towards the Pink Hat. I think we should study about transference.

Anonymous said...

Well, the Pink Hat does look best on Eddy. Winona should not have borrowed it.

bitchlet said...

I would say the Pink Hat likes good people.

tony said...

Matters are coming to ahead..........

tut-tut said...

That last photo sums it all up for Wynona . . .

Unknown said...

I believe the session may have set her back a bit; perhaps to that shopping trip she had some time ago that ended quite embarassingly. Maybe those scissors were for the tags...

LKD said...

I'm dying to know how Obama and McCain would react to the pink hat.

Who knows? Maybe the pink hat could predict who will be the next president.

Nan Patience said...

Whoa. Little harsh on the big red dog.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Dennis, awhilez back, I tinks you vizited us. We iz takin' da summer off purrty much, but in da fall, we hopes to comez back & see you.
Hugz,
Dr Tweety

Shammickite said...

Dennis, why does Winona carry the scissors? Wouldn't a box of Kleenex be more useful if she can't stop crying?
You have weird friends.

R.L. Bourges said...

Rosé. Chilled. In a civilized context. Hat is optional. Let me know how it works.

Nomi said...

Maybe you needs proper professional advice, not just a pink hat ?

Reya Mellicker said...

OMG you are so good! These pics are true perfection!!

Amazing, isn't it, that only Edward can really wear the hat. Know what I mean?

alicesg said...

Hahaha that is brilliant play with the pink hat on the TV. Dennis, would you love to visit the food fair in my blog? :)

Sunny's Mommy said...

Dennis, I think you are wise.

Anonymous said...

Dennis, I'm glad you don't let the hat influence you. I'm not at all sure it's intentions are entirely benign ...
Beware it. Don't wear it!

JGH said...

Hmmm..maybe a different color hat? or different therapist??

Tiger Lily said...

Pink hats are overrated as far as we are concerned.

{{{{{HUGS}}}}}

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and tail wags,
Jemima, Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus

Mickey's Musings said...

Gee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Good thing you were not affected forever by that pink hat!!! That was a close call ;)
Purrs Mickey

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I think the special effect with pink hat is very interesting!

Forty Paws said...

Doodz. We like da pink hat but not on poodins.

Luf, Us

edward said...

I has claimed the pink hat and tamed the pink hat.

hpy said...

Maybe we should let cats be cats and live their nine cat lives.

WAT said...

LOLOLOL!

Seeing that clepto Winona "wearing" the pink hat makes me laff.

Wanderer said...

rumor has it that Dennis and Eddy are going to the vet tomorrow. that should be interesting.

mouse (aka kimy) said...

good luck at the vet.

remember as one shoe does not fit all feet; not all therapies work on all critters.

the big question is dennis, do you really need therapy? sometimes a good friend and a loving lap is therapy enough.

xxxx

Anonymous said...

Soooo funny...

Megan said...

Clifford should get himself a stylist . Pink + red = Fashion No No.

Unknown said...

It strikes me that it's all a load of old (pink) hat. And that someone must have been talking through the top of their (pink) hat, thinking this was a thing that might help Dennis. Phooey, I say. I go with what the Mouse advocates.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I say TRASH the pink hat!

Oh...and damn Clifford and his giant poos! :)