Oh Dennis, you are making my heart break a little bit. Let's go do some crazy stunts, okay? I think that will make you feel happy. How about the one where you let your Mommie pet you, and then suddenly, you give her a big, big bitey and she screams really loud? That's a fun one!
I'm consulting my colleagues up here in the Great Beyond, Dennis. Different schools of thought on this one
1) Camina como con un hombre as here: http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=h48obqQfirI
2) Cover it up with "something got in my eye" http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhh4Xs8RcM
3) Send this to Daisy with a parting herring: http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZO1iT4kD0
Myself? Trust me, Dennis: revert to type. Scratch your humans. Give chedwick a hard time. Be mean. Be nasty. In other words: To Thine Own Self Be True.
Dood - we couldda spared ya da pain - Daisy's been Skeezix'z gurl fer a long time. But if you visit his brother Rocky's blog, maybe you will git turned on to some of Rocky's harem gurlz - he's got plenty to spare!
Crap. I don't know what's worse--an enraged screaming Dennis or a Mopey 'Daisy Dopey' Dennis. Both are really tiring. Last night I woke up all refreshed from a nap and headed to the kitchen for a little snack.. Dennis attacked me --came out of nowhere-- it was like having a giant sack of potatoes fall from the sky and land on you-- before he could scratch and punch much, I scooted under a huge cabinet ( Dennis is way to large to get under there.) I waited out the storm under there. (Someone needs to dust and clean under there.)
(Maybe the third time will be a charm; blogger keeps giving me an error message when I tr to post this comment.)
Dennis, there is nothing more painful, more heart-breaking and heart-aching than suffering through unrequited love.
I posted a video for you just now over on my blog. It will make you cry. It made me cry as I watched it. (I've always been a sucker for a happy ending that manages to make me cry.) But it's good to cry when your heart is breaking and aching.
Look at it this way, kiddo. Audrey found her one true cat. And someday, Dennis, you will find yours, too.
(and heck, miracle of miracles, maybe I'll find mine, too...)
I'm going to take your advice to heart, I will be visiting you this weekend, I need a bit of time to pull myself together Dignity and all that... as Tony said, dust myself down, best paw forward, and all that.
Hmmm. Dennis is a cat and everywhere in the world cat wash himself behind his ears Dennis has had a good mother who learned to him how to do that and so he has a beautiful neat body (I'm remembering though he does not clean his tail neither seriously nor thouroughly so it is dusty) When a cat is washing himself behind his ears, that means that it will rain the day after...
Dennis Teitelbaum was born on March 31, 2000 in Kiryas Joel, NY.
Dennis was born a Satmar Hasidic cat, but lost the faith when the Grand Rebbe Moshe died in 2006, and the succession feud began.
Dennis adopted a son, Edward, on June 29, 2008. Dennis became disenchanted with Edward in 2009.
Dennis adopted a son, Henry, on August 7, 2010. Dennis became disenchanted with Henry a few months later.
Dennis began having health problems and increasingly bad attitudinal attacks. Dennis spent much his last years passed out in a cupboard. Dennis left this world in September 2011 to join the Grand Rebbe in another world.
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Oh Dennis, if Daisy won't have you I am sure we can find some other fine girlCat for you. (((hugs)))
Oh Dennis, you are making my heart break a little bit. Let's go do some crazy stunts, okay? I think that will make you feel happy. How about the one where you let your Mommie pet you, and then suddenly, you give her a big, big bitey and she screams really loud? That's a fun one!
Awwww Dennis, I know there is a foxy feline out there who will love you like you deserve to be loved. Hang in there!
I'm consulting my colleagues up here in the Great Beyond, Dennis. Different schools of thought on this one
1) Camina como con un hombre as here:
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=h48obqQfirI
2) Cover it up with "something got in my eye"
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhh4Xs8RcM
3) Send this to Daisy with a parting herring:
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZO1iT4kD0
Myself? Trust me, Dennis: revert to type. Scratch your humans. Give chedwick a hard time. Be mean. Be nasty. In other words: To Thine Own Self Be True.
The Big Cat, He's always lookin out for us, Buddy
Signed: Rollmops
( over and out)
Bitchlet has a swollen eye too. Bitchlet sympathizes.
Daisy had a good idea! Stunts can be a lot of un!
Dood - we couldda spared ya da pain - Daisy's been Skeezix'z gurl fer a long time. But if you visit his brother Rocky's blog, maybe you will git turned on to some of Rocky's harem gurlz - he's got plenty to spare!
Your pillow and comforter look mighty cozy!
Unrequited love is one of the major causes of getting things in the eye.
Right, Dennis? Right.
Crap. I don't know what's worse--an enraged screaming Dennis or a Mopey 'Daisy Dopey' Dennis. Both are really tiring. Last night I woke up all refreshed from a nap and headed to the kitchen for a little snack.. Dennis attacked me --came out of nowhere-- it was like having a giant sack of potatoes fall from the sky and land on you-- before he could scratch and punch much, I scooted under a huge cabinet ( Dennis is way to large to get under there.) I waited out the storm under there. (Someone needs to dust and clean under there.)
Ah, poor Dennis. Don't worry the ocean is full of fish...catfish.
Maybe Dennis should find a hobby;)
Painting,writing....acting! Heehee
Purrs Mickey
Quack Quack digs Dennis too.
Oooo...Dennis, why would you be crying over Daisy? If she doesnt want you, I think Pepper would just love you.
Oh Dennis. The right ladycat is right around the corner.
Dennis, don't cry buddy.
Poor Dennis, you have my sympathy. I often get something in my eye too...:-( xxx
Aw, poor Dennis. I hope you get that thing out of your eye :(
(Maybe the third time will be a charm; blogger keeps giving me an error message when I tr to post this comment.)
Dennis, there is nothing more painful, more heart-breaking and heart-aching than suffering through unrequited love.
I posted a video for you just now over on my blog. It will make you cry. It made me cry as I watched it. (I've always been a sucker for a happy ending that manages to make me cry.) But it's good to cry when your heart is breaking and aching.
Look at it this way, kiddo. Audrey found her one true cat. And someday, Dennis, you will find yours, too.
(and heck, miracle of miracles, maybe I'll find mine, too...)
We're sorry you feel sad Dennis. You'll find a girlcat all your own soon!
Poor Dennis. There's clearly enough support here from folks to make sure the Something comes out of your eye!
What has Daisy done to Dennis? (Or what hasn't she done?)
Chin Up Old Boy! Dust Yourself Down + Put Yer Best Paw Forward!
Bless your heart. You poor thing...
Luf, Us
I'm going to take your advice to heart, I will be visiting you this weekend, I need a bit of time to pull myself together Dignity and all that... as Tony said, dust myself down, best paw forward, and all that.
Hmmm.
Dennis is a cat and everywhere in the world cat wash himself behind his ears
Dennis has had a good mother who learned to him how to do that and so he has a beautiful neat body
(I'm remembering though he does not clean his tail neither seriously nor thouroughly so it is dusty)
When a cat is washing himself behind his ears, that means that it will rain the day after...
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