Dennis pretends not to like people for several reasons: 1. Dennis has his moods 2. Dennis is really very shy 3. Dennis will get more bribe treats (like most of your chicken sandwich) by acting this way.
Dennis says don't waste your time acting friendly to get treats-- Dennis says remember the old saying "The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease." Dennis starts squeaking real loud about 5 am.
B's cat too! Quietly sleeping in is impossible with her around! She only shuts up when you feed her and after breakfast she starts wailing for 5 minutes. These long, deep, wails.
Cat King Cole tapped mum on the head twice this morning when she slept in. She laughed so hard, he ran away. Cole wants his own google account with handsome photo but mum can't figure it out.
The first step in training the kids is having this cartoon printed, laminated and distributed in all Elementary Schools across America. Class project would include: How and When to Pet Dennis and Making the Dennis Chicken Sandwich (any preferences as to brand, and so on, or are you easy?)
Dennis Teitelbaum was born on March 31, 2000 in Kiryas Joel, NY.
Dennis was born a Satmar Hasidic cat, but lost the faith when the Grand Rebbe Moshe died in 2006, and the succession feud began.
Dennis adopted a son, Edward, on June 29, 2008. Dennis became disenchanted with Edward in 2009.
Dennis adopted a son, Henry, on August 7, 2010. Dennis became disenchanted with Henry a few months later.
Dennis began having health problems and increasingly bad attitudinal attacks. Dennis spent much his last years passed out in a cupboard. Dennis left this world in September 2011 to join the Grand Rebbe in another world.
14 comments:
Oh, we've been doing it wrong...we act frendly to get treats. Dis only works wif beans we know.
Dennis says don't waste your time acting friendly to get treats-- Dennis says remember the old saying "The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease." Dennis starts squeaking real loud about 5 am.
B's cat too! Quietly sleeping in is impossible with her around! She only shuts up when you feed her and after breakfast she starts wailing for 5 minutes. These long, deep, wails.
Cat King Cole tapped mum on the head twice this morning when she slept in. She laughed so hard, he ran away. Cole wants his own google account with handsome photo but mum can't figure it out.
Soul responds only to patting while eating.
dennis, Ill look for and AMAZING chicken salad recepie for next time i see you! Wuv -Evelyn
The first step in training the kids is having this cartoon printed, laminated and distributed in all Elementary Schools across America. Class project would include: How and When to Pet Dennis and Making the Dennis Chicken Sandwich (any preferences as to brand, and so on, or are you easy?)
Dennis has standards.
Head-bonks from Gandalf and Grayson
I sumtimes wake miewmie in the small hours of the night cos I have a hungry tummy !!
We usually ask very nicely and get whatever we want, we have Mom trained very well!
I'm glad it's just an act.... love you dennis and you can have as much of my sandwich as you'd like!
Work it, Dennis!
Dennis,those are purrfect reasons to pretend to not like people :) Good thing they are not as smart as you,heehee
Purrs Mickey
Now I know why Dennis loves Evelyn!
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