
As long as Dennis can touch the ceiling, he is alpha cat because alpha means highest cat, not smartest or bravest or most confident. Dennis says any person who climbs up on top their roof or in a tree and just sits there will be considered alpha person on the block, and will be respected.
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We salute you, Dennis!
You'll always be alpha in my book, Dennis, no matter where you sit. You rock, dude.
It's Tough At The Top!
Is Dennis sure he wants to be alpha cat? There's a lot of pressure in that job...
Personally, I wouldn't mind if you were an omega cat. I would still swoon every time I see your pichur.
Dennis rules. Period.
Dennis: this is excellent news - in other words anybody who want to be Alpha just gets up on the nearest cupboard and - bingo! I like that.
Whatever you're looking at seems to deserve a thorough investigation. Enjoy the view, Dennis and please send back reports to the low-lying areas.
Dennis, I am beckoning you. Come down and be petted?
Dennis, you have mastered the secret of success! The highest one wins!
I get dizzy when I look up to you !
You know, one of the ways dogs express their alpha-ness is via piss. Whichever dog pisses highest on any given tree or hydrant is king of the world.
Cats DO express their alpha-ness in the way Dennis has chosen to express his. Don't your boys have one of those wonderful cat "trees" to play and hang out on? Who's usually on top?
Elmo's always in a chair or on the back of the couch or on a bed and Bob's always on the floor.
Elmo is king of the world and he knows it.
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