Dennis: An independant survey conducted with several of the guys up here shows the jalapenos will do it every time. Next time, right after the dust and before the jalapenos, take a swig of Milk of Magnesia. Settles the tummy real fine. Corn will no longer be a problem.
stick with cat greens! They're actually good for you. Your human friends can buy them ready growing in the pet store or get seed and plant them for you and Eddy.
Better not to eat bees, however I never understand how dog make. They can eat bees without any problem.
I did not blog yesterday, Dennis darling ! I was not at home. So I wish you today a good anniversary for yesterday, and to Merle too. And to Chedwick. Will you tell him ? I imagine you will have a nice feast and enjoy a delicious chocolate cake.
Dennis Teitelbaum was born on March 31, 2000 in Kiryas Joel, NY.
Dennis was born a Satmar Hasidic cat, but lost the faith when the Grand Rebbe Moshe died in 2006, and the succession feud began.
Dennis adopted a son, Edward, on June 29, 2008. Dennis became disenchanted with Edward in 2009.
Dennis adopted a son, Henry, on August 7, 2010. Dennis became disenchanted with Henry a few months later.
Dennis began having health problems and increasingly bad attitudinal attacks. Dennis spent much his last years passed out in a cupboard. Dennis left this world in September 2011 to join the Grand Rebbe in another world.
18 comments:
You're quite the gourmand, Dennis. (Hope your tum is feeling better, though)
Dennis: An independant survey conducted with several of the guys up here shows the jalapenos will do it every time. Next time, right after the dust and before the jalapenos, take a swig of Milk of Magnesia. Settles the tummy real fine. Corn will no longer be a problem.
Take care, buddy.
Rollmops and the Settled Tums
'Vagg!' indeed!
Feel better, buddy. Watch those leaves, they're sneaky with all their sap and chlorophyll and weird stuff like that.
Dennis would be better off eating flies...besides, they are tasty. Sadie beleeves they may be Kosher also...
What are doing eating all this weird stuff? It can't possibly be good for you.
Dennis, if the meal was extra-delicious, I think it's okay to eat your bomit. But only while it's still warm.
When I barf, my sis comes running to watch. I don't know why. Neither of us like it much!! But we think you are quite daring.
Purrs,
Stygia
Of course we only have it on Mom's say so, but it is a waste of time and energy to eat corn, 'cause it comes out lookin' the same as it went in.
Why is it that you spew 10 times more than you eat?
You're worse than the very hungry caterpillar, Dennis. Have squirrel take you to Rickys for some wheatgrass. You'll be good as new.
If I ate all that stuff I would Vagg too! Hope you're feeling better!
cortn - in cat vomit too?
diced carrot also?
Time flys like an arrow, fruit flys like a banana!
My grandpuppy ate a dead bird and VAGGed on my patio.
It wasn't nice.
everything but the kitchen sink! it seems!! vagg indeed!
Jacob says---
Dennis,
stick with cat greens! They're actually good for you. Your human friends can buy them ready growing in the pet store or get seed and plant them for you and Eddy.
Better not to eat bees, however I never understand how dog make. They can eat bees without any problem.
I did not blog yesterday, Dennis darling ! I was not at home. So I wish you today a good anniversary for yesterday, and to Merle too. And to Chedwick. Will you tell him ?
I imagine you will have a nice feast and enjoy a delicious chocolate cake.
Happens to me too.
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