Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy acts like a jerk all of the time.

A: What kind of interview is this?
Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy is thoughtless and ungracious.

A: Could you rephrase the question?
Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy bit him yesterday.

A: i not recalling that ever happening.
5 comments:
Eddy, would you please instruct Mortimer on the use of that chaise you are lounging upon? He ignores his and continues instead to rip up the carpet.
(P.S. Hey Dennis, good to hear your tests came back generally positive. Hang in there, man.)
Eddy has a career as a politician ahead of him.
Eddy should learn some manners. Biting is only alowed if the bitee really, truly deserves the bite. Sadie sez Speedy deserves bites and wonders why she gets in trouble for biting him. Zippy thinks Eddy is a menace.
Dennis thinks Bitey Eddy should get in trouble but he never does.
Eddy is being dliberately evasive.
He should run for guvernor.
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