Sit in a Sunbeam

Sit in a Sunbeam
Dennis Teitelbaum

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Dennis Interviews Eddy

Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy acts like a jerk all of the time.
A: What kind of interview is this?






Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy is thoughtless and ungracious.
A: Could you rephrase the question?






Q: Dennis asks Eddy why Eddy bit him yesterday.
A: i not recalling that ever happening.

5 comments:

Megan said...

Eddy, would you please instruct Mortimer on the use of that chaise you are lounging upon? He ignores his and continues instead to rip up the carpet.

(P.S. Hey Dennis, good to hear your tests came back generally positive. Hang in there, man.)

Katnip Lounge said...

Eddy has a career as a politician ahead of him.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Eddy should learn some manners. Biting is only alowed if the bitee really, truly deserves the bite. Sadie sez Speedy deserves bites and wonders why she gets in trouble for biting him. Zippy thinks Eddy is a menace.

dennis said...

Dennis thinks Bitey Eddy should get in trouble but he never does.

Shammickite said...

Eddy is being dliberately evasive.
He should run for guvernor.