Dennis heard the word "obese" mentioned while his team of doctors were discussing his many health issues. Dennis was highly offended at being called obese and decided to sue for slander. Dennis was going to call his lawyer, Stanford Fellowship, but Dennis remembered that one of Mr. Fellowship's nicer nicknames for Dennis was "Fat Lazy Bastard". Dennis realized that facts are facts. Dennis has been eating and resting to calm his stress. Dennis has a LOT of stress.
Dennis says it's time to do some crunches and get back to his old sleek physique of 2008.
Dennis can't even do one crunch. Dennis will hire a personal trainer with a feather stick or something. No crunches!
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Grayce says Dennis must lay off the crunchy fudz. She has slimmed down two pounds on the stinky goodness regime.
Sweet Pea say pay no attention to Grayce; she prefers a hefty ManCat.
Mortimer recommends some foot fighting. He would.
:) time to hit he treadmill eh?!
Zippy likes her men a little 'fuller'. She says if you really must excersize she will come over and you can chase her around. She understands she is no Daisy but we all think she is a very attractive calico even if she is crabby sometimes.
Dennis is attracted to crabby.
Soul is pretty spry for so portly a gent.
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