The trick to getting extra good loot for Christmas is to be good. Ignore the jerks around you and don't fight. Stay focused keep your eyes on the prize, stay cool, be positive. Dennis is being extra specially good this year.
From "The Wisdom of Dennis: The Autobiography of a Fabulous Cat"
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Ok, stay cool. But what about that nasty coyote that attacked Cat King Cole on Halloween? How many lives was that worth, huh? Ok, stay cool, do a Dennis. http://dipperanch.blogspot.com/
The Tao of Dennis.
Well since you weren't feeling very social when I came to visit I guess I'll just have to enjoy you this way. I still love u, Dennis.
That looks like a great spot to observe everything and not get caught up in it. Which equals being good.
Thanks for the reminder, Dennis! It is a little bit hard not to be naughty, but it is close enough to Christmas that we had all better start being on our Good behavior. I saw Eddy is still being Bad though!
So, what's on your wish list, Dennis?
(By the way, you look absolutely FABULOUS on that bedspread or quilt or whatever it is.)
Have you and the gang ever partaken of Japanese catnip? I was dubious when I heard about it but ordered some anyway and Bob and Elmo love it.
It doesn't give the same crazy wigged out high that regular catnip gives the boys. It's a much mellower experience.
Bob loves to gnaw on the catnip stick and toss it around.
I'm so glad you and Edward are posting again. This corner of the world has seemed a little empty and joyless without you boys around.
But Dennis is it not true that what constitutes being a good cat does not always equal what constitutes being good for our people? How do you reconcile the two?
I'd like an autographed copy, the hardbound edition. That would be Christmas or Holiday present enough for all of us here, especially Frank, who needs a little wisdom.
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